Hey guys, welcome to the first annual Smallotry Essay Contest! It's simple, just think of a time in your life when you were either sad or happy that you were short, describe it, and come to a conclusion using supporting evidence. Then send it in and wait for the prizes to be announced!
1st Prize: Over 10,000 dollars
2nd Prize: 40 dollars
3rd Prize: A trip to the Cape Cod Potato Chip factory, in Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Deadline: Thursday, October 24th, 2007
Good luck, shorties!