As there was only one essay submitted, the author of that essay will receive all three prizes, totaling 10,040 dollars and one trip to the Cape Cod Potato Chip factory in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. I am speechless.
The winning essay:
Becawse I M shawt, I have neffuh been to the Wite Hoawse.
There you have it folks. The winning essay, the winner of 10040 dollars and a trip to the Cape Cod Potato Chip factory. Thanks for participating, Chestah.