Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Legend of the Creepy Gnome

Here is a stupid story from The Sun.  It is about some terrifying footage taken by a teenager of a gnome walking around drunk in a field.  The teenager in question explains, "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital."  What are they supposed to do at the hospital when this happens?   

Teenager: Uh, hey, uh.  Hey.
Administrator: What is it?
Teenager:  This is my friend.
Teenager 2: Uh, hi. Hey.
Administrator: Yes?
Teenager: He was, uh, hey, he was really scared of a gnome.
Teenager 2: Uh, yeah. Hey.
Teenager: Show him.
Teenager 2: (makes scared face)  Like this.
Teenager: Like that.
Administrator: ... and?
Teenager: Can we get some drugs?
Teenager 2: I need drugs.

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