Very Very Important

This is exactly the kind of thing I've been talking about here on smallotry.com.  Basically, if you follow that first link (I finally figured out how to put links in the text) you will see an article about these robbers who use dwarfs hidden in hockey bags to rob passengers on buses.  If you follow the second link, you will be taken to groogle.com, which is nothing.  

This brings up an important point, which is that dwarfs have hidden in tote bags since time immemorial in the hopes of robbing people.  For instance, Runi Tober was an Italian robber in the 19th century who did the same thing.  No big deal.  Read all about it in my book: 100,000 Rhyming Things To Remember To Say To People Before I Go To Sleep Tonight.