smallotry

I got called Madame by a woman trying to sell me the New York Daily News over the phone.

Chances are, if you sit at your computer for a while with an open bag of goldfish next to you, you will eat a lot of goldfish. This message ...

The fat cats at Yahoo are really grilling me about keeping up with the blog. This is the conversation I had with them earlier today on a co...

So, you probably read about this in the papers, but the reason I haven't been posting lately is because I was busy working out the detai...

This image is courtesy of Asha Schecter, who also found the photos for The Short Book .

Readers, fans, countrymen and countrywomen and countrybumpkins, you're probably wondering if the reason I haven't posted in a little...

I called my credit card company to pay my bill today and the woman with whom I spoke called me ma'am also.  She also did not correct her...