Book

I think you can either buy my book for $9.95 or $3.50 on amazon.com right now. You choose.

I was asked to write a 750 word piece for a newspaper in Glasgow. It was for the Sunday Post and they told me about it Friday afternoon, which for them is like Saturday at midnight, so you can imagine there were a lot of panicked e-mails and phone calls directed at and unanswered by me. I would put up a link to the article, but I do not know where it is on the internet, or if it even is on the internet, or if there really is a Glasgow Sunday Post. If not, then this was one of the strangest experiences of my life. Someone conned me into giving them 750 words on why short men are or are not more jealous than other forms of people. What do they get out of that? Should I even feel cheated? I do feel a little jealous right now.

Also, I threw up a piece on Eliot Spitzer on www.236.com last week. It was pretty topical, so you might not get the references anymore.

UPDATE: I forgot to say that when I was on the phone, finding out about this Glasgow thing, I saw Peter Dinklage walking his dog. I nodded to him, assuming he would realize that I was talking to someone about my book, which he is mentioned in. He understood.